snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped, via dutchster)

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nowavvves:

If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise

(via b-onyknees)

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hoechlinth:

i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

(via balconyscene)

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Things I’ve Learned About Using Hot Glue

chloederp:

  • ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
  • okay i’ll just put that here fuck where is that piece
  • fuck it dried already
  • god dammit now i have to redo it
  • shit shit shit
  • i need tweezers for this shit
  • oh cool little string haha wow thats easy to pull off
  • oh my god stop sticking to me
  • ow ow ow ow
  • you motherfucker i glued you so fast why wont you stay
  • what the fuck man
  • THAT’S RIGHT HOT GLUE YOU’RE MY BITCH NOW
  • fuck what the fuck
  • this looks good enough

(via sam-winchester-is-unamoosed)

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theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via bless--the--sleeping--veils)

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unsparks:

my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it

(via hey-sass-butt)

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touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via electro-monk)

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